Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Bridezilla Watch, Episode One: Familial Bandits


OK this isn't really about a Bridezilla, but when I read it, it was so horrible that I had to post it here!

The following story is from www.etiquettehell.com, listed as WickedWitches1005-07:

My very best friend had planned a modest yet tasteful wedding and reception. The ceremony was beautiful, the Bride was beautiful, and the reception pavilion was beautiful. The bride had invited her biological mother and her 2 step-sisters that she hadn’t seen in 10 plus years.  
The problem you ask? Towards the end of the night, we began to fill the limo with the gifts, cards, money from dollar dance, etc. As I was very intoxicated and in charge of this endeavor, I had asked the limo driver, who is also a good friend, to assist me with getting everything into the limo. (Note: I couldn’t climb in and out in my dress!!).  
On one of my last trips, I notice that a very special handmade gift bag was not on the seat where I had left it. I ask the driver about this. He said that bio-mom and step-sis wanted to see the pictures that were on the bag. Okay, no big deal. 
We then attempt to locate them, when in the pit of my stomach I get this horrible feeling. Frantically we search, but to no avail. They seem to have disappeared, all three of them. We find the bride; I try my best to explain what we think may have occurred without naming names, it is her mom after all, and continue to search for the bag. By the time everyone is ready to leave, the bride and I are in tears. She had attempted to make contact with bio-mom and was threatened with physical harm if she tried to contact them again. 
Long story short, I felt extremely guilty, the bride was heartbroken, not only over the money that was stolen but over the fact that she wouldn’t be able to properly thank everyone for their gifts, let alone the gorgeous bag that was made for her, and the groom was steaming mad that someone, especially family, would do this to someone on there wedding day. 
It was very sad, but in the end it all worked out. Everyone that had given checks or gift cards, cancelled them, and everyone else was very understanding of the situation. 
This was 3 years ago, and bride has yet to hear from bio-mom or her step-sisters. The nerve of some people.
Holy shit, dude! Can you imagine being robbed by your family at your own wedding?  At least those are three birthday cards you don't have to worry about every year.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Half-Marathon of Doom

Jake and I signed up for a half-marathon in September. We're going to start training once the snow goes away. Is this the perfect way to get into awesome shape for my eventual wedding? Maybe.

But more importantly, it's a way for me to gauge exactly how in-shape I can get post-baby. I've heard that sometimes, your baby-belly will stick around even when you've done everything to lose it. Training for a half-marathon will be a good way to get rid of my baby-flub... if I can.